"How very unlike are poodles and greyhounds! Yet they are of one species."
"They're not dogs (poodles). They're art."
"Poodles are Labradors with a college education. After a day of retrieving your Lab wants to curl up and snore in front of the fire. A poodle wants to be a fourth at bridge and tell naughty stories." -Anne Rogers Clark
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
"If my poodle doesn't like it? Neither do I!"
"Don't let the fur fool you."
"I know that dogs are pack animals, but it is difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles ... and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale's? "